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Post by KentuckyFriedCruelty on Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:53 pm

Many sightings of a Bat monster have been reported, and many people have been attacked.
So far the symtoms of the bite are:
Black infection not cured with normal antibiotics
Intense pain
Open wound that wont heal
and Craziness.
If you have any more information on this beast, please send it in.
If you know someone who has been bitten, then please secure them to a bed, couch, or chair.
Make sure you also duct tape their mouth when going crazy, or they can call the monster with a screech.
Thank you to witnesses and doctors who have sent this information in.

Other news:
Flood still going strong!

Mass murderer spotted in town.

How to cook a carrot cake like they did in the 2000's!
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Post by Emily on Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:20 pm

lol at the carrot cake.

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Post by KentuckyFriedCruelty on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:05 am

i could'nt think of any other stories to put in xD
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Post by Emily on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:41 pm

I like how it's nice and random. Very Happy

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Post by WetDream(Led) on Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:55 pm

*update* Man Files lawsuit on local newspaper producers, saying "My carrot cake got up and ate my cat." More on page 7.

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Post by Samsung on Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:22 am

LOLOL
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Post by KentuckyFriedCruelty on Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:24 am

D:
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Post by OMGMELYNN on Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:18 pm

OMFG LOL AT EMMA'S AVATAR.

OMFG THAT MADE ME LOOLOLOL

And kfc, you make me smile.

That's why im stalking you.

I went to Cini. And looked for your town.

I found the exit to go to it.

I might go there next week with my momma.

>:DDD!
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Post by Samsung on Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:45 pm

...thats creepy
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Post by Emily on Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:18 pm

We ish getting snow in NJ.
Even if Jersey fails, >_>

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