The badass lines you has all herd

Just post random badass lines you heard online and who said it

Emma;
"Ami this is not the time for cheesecake."

Sam;
Never lick a spoon after licking a battery

you didnt say that. I call apon liams badass line

liam: LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i did, you just wernt here.

Me: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDGGGGGGEEEEEEEE ( I say that when i get hurt )

Me [Clarissa]: Any jokes she's made.

This includes and is not limited to:
Male sex organ jokes.

Thank you for your time.

Emma: -nod

noo it's
-nodnod

you missed one.

Rachel: '' Mom, My friend Emma on habbo said she loves you for tazing my stalker ''

XD

o_o

Lily!? wrote:Rachel: '' Mom, My friend Emma on habbo said she loves you for tazing my stalker ''

XD

What the fuck?

last night was soo fun.
LOL.

damn they dont get that joke XD it was really fun though i should add my mom in my story though cause i kinda cut that part off

-There being fire everywhere, Clarissa attempts to put it out.-

Clarissa: IS PAINT FLAMAMBLE!?
Voilet: Yes!
CLARISSA: SHOULD WE POUR IT ON THE FIRE!?

I remember that.

xD

ALL LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

- auto win by lies.

You've just been owned